spellmans:

the dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees.

things I cannot handle rn:

• lex
• miriam
• the dolphin talk on my dash

I’m going to go read my book and try to fill the aching hole in my chest and sleep

horkbajir:

stephie you are goiNG TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS AKJallkjl

IF YOU WERE HALF AS COOL AS BRITTANY (BRITTANY, BRITTANY)

YOU MIGHT THINK LIFE WOULD BE A BREEZE (LIFE IS A BREEZE)

SEEING CONFUSION FROM A DISTANCE (YEAH, GO BRITTANY)

BUT IT’S NOT THAT EASY (IT’S LAME. OH NO)

I TRY TO SAVE THE SITUATION

THEN I END UP ACTING CRAZY

THAT’S SO BRITTANY (ALWAYS FORGETTING EVERYTHING)

THAT’S SO BRITTANY (CRACKING JOKES ‘BOUT EVERYTHING)

bryozoansthree replied to your post: Presented for the purpose of having this on my…

ah bollocks, that’s what i thought i saw just as it submitted. it’s like tight back at ya all over again.

OH GOD NO.

TIGHT BACK AT YA WAS AND REMAINS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

OMFG I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT ANYTHING BEFORE.

COCKSLAP. OH GOD.