the dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees.
things I cannot handle rn:
I’m going to go read my book and try to fill the aching hole in my chest and sleep
stephie you are goiNG TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS AKJallkjl
IF YOU WERE HALF AS COOL AS BRITTANY (BRITTANY, BRITTANY)
YOU MIGHT THINK LIFE WOULD BE A BREEZE (LIFE IS A BREEZE)
SEEING CONFUSION FROM A DISTANCE (YEAH, GO BRITTANY)
BUT IT’S NOT THAT EASY (IT’S LAME. OH NO)
I TRY TO SAVE THE SITUATION
THEN I END UP ACTING CRAZY
THAT’S SO BRITTANY (ALWAYS FORGETTING EVERYTHING)
THAT’S SO BRITTANY (CRACKING JOKES ‘BOUT EVERYTHING)
ah bollocks, that’s what i thought i saw just as it submitted. it’s like tight back at ya all over again.
OH GOD NO.
TIGHT BACK AT YA WAS AND REMAINS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
OMFG I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT ANYTHING BEFORE.
COCKSLAP. OH GOD.