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WHY CAN’T LYANNA AND BRANDON JUST BE CANON
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THIS ONE NICE THING
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published: Vor 1 Jahr, with: 1.383 Anmerkungen
#what if game of thrones was america's next top model #and tywin lannister was tyra #and he was like #FIVE FABULOUS KINGS STAND BEFORE ME #BUT I ONLY HAVE FOUR PHOTOGRAPHS IN MY HANDS #ONLY FOUR OF YOU WILL CONTINUE ON IN HOPE OF BECOMING WESTEROS'S NEXT TOP RULER #AND RENLY IS LIKE UGH IM REALLY HEAR FOR MY BOYFRIEND BACK HOME #AND HE CALLS UP LORAS AND IS LIKE BABY THE OTHER KINGS ARE JUST SUCH BACKSTABBING BITCHES I WANT TO COME HOME #AND LORAS IS LIKE BB NO BB NO I WOULD WEAR PRADA FOR YOU #AND BALON IS LIKE #PLEASE DON'T CUT MY HAIR #OK #NO NO NO NO NO #AND TYWIN IS LIKE OMFG EVERY YEAR WE HAVE ONE OF YOU JUST GET YOUR HAIR CUT #AND BALON IS LIKE NOOOO I DON'T WANT A WEAVVEEEEEEEEE #AND ROBB IS LIKE UGH UGH UGH IM PLAYING FOR MY FAMILY #AND THEY MAKE HIM WEAR FUR AND HE IS LIKE UGH YESSS THIS IS MY SECOND SKIN DON'T MAKE ME WARG OUT ON YOU IM FABUOUSSSSS #AND JOFFERY IS THE BITCH WHO TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE BEHIND THEIR BACKS #AND HE'S LIKE #BALON'S NEW HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT I THINK RENLY IS GAY ROBB IS A MAMAS BOY IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE OTHER KINGS CAN'T HANDLE ME #I JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS #I AM AN HONEST BITCH #AND THEN PETYR IS LIKE HAY BITCHESSSS LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO RUNWAY WALK #POSTURE KINGS POSTUREEEE #OH IS IT HARD TO WALK WITH ALL THAT EGO IN YOUR HEAD JOFFERY? #UGH ROBB YOU ARE A REGULAR VENUS IN FURS YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER #RENLY GO HAVE YOUR FRIEND HERE'S A PEACH #BOOM BAM AFTER NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE ONLY FOUR WILL CONTINUE ON IN HOPES OF BECOMING WESTEROS'S NEXT TOP RULER #I HAVE A FEELING RENLY WON'T BE MAKING ANY MORE CALLS HOME TO LORAS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN #XOXO GOSSIP LOBSTER
#what if game of thrones was america's next top model #and tywin lannister was tyra #and he was like #FIVE FABULOUS KINGS STAND BEFORE ME #BUT I ONLY HAVE FOUR PHOTOGRAPHS IN MY HANDS #ONLY FOUR OF YOU WILL CONTINUE ON IN HOPE OF BECOMING WESTEROS'S NEXT TOP RULER #AND RENLY IS LIKE UGH IM REALLY HEAR FOR MY BOYFRIEND BACK HOME #AND HE CALLS UP LORAS AND IS LIKE BABY THE OTHER KINGS ARE JUST SUCH BACKSTABBING BITCHES I WANT TO COME HOME #AND LORAS IS LIKE BB NO BB NO I WOULD WEAR PRADA FOR YOU #AND BALON IS LIKE #PLEASE DON'T CUT MY HAIR #OK #NO NO NO NO NO #AND TYWIN IS LIKE OMFG EVERY YEAR WE HAVE ONE OF YOU JUST GET YOUR HAIR CUT #AND BALON IS LIKE NOOOO I DON'T WANT A WEAVVEEEEEEEEE #AND ROBB IS LIKE UGH UGH UGH IM PLAYING FOR MY FAMILY #AND THEY MAKE HIM WEAR FUR AND HE IS LIKE UGH YESSS THIS IS MY SECOND SKIN DON'T MAKE ME WARG OUT ON YOU IM FABUOUSSSSS #AND JOFFERY IS THE BITCH WHO TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE BEHIND THEIR BACKS #AND HE'S LIKE #BALON'S NEW HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT I THINK RENLY IS GAY ROBB IS A MAMAS BOY IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE OTHER KINGS CAN'T HANDLE ME #I JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS #I AM AN HONEST BITCH #AND THEN PETYR IS LIKE HAY BITCHESSSS LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO RUNWAY WALK #POSTURE KINGS POSTUREEEE #OH IS IT HARD TO WALK WITH ALL THAT EGO IN YOUR HEAD JOFFERY? #UGH ROBB YOU ARE A REGULAR VENUS IN FURS YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER #RENLY GO HAVE YOUR FRIEND HERE'S A PEACH #BOOM BAM AFTER NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE ONLY FOUR WILL CONTINUE ON IN HOPES OF BECOMING WESTEROS'S NEXT TOP RULER #I HAVE A FEELING RENLY WON'T BE MAKING ANY MORE CALLS HOME TO LORAS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN #XOXO GOSSIP LOBSTER
