'From one bad dream to another, it is men who pass away, and the humanists first of all, because they have taken no precautions.'
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sho; 19; intj; MA; uchicago
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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Sansa vs. Persephone; A Game of Myths

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myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

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thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

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