'From one bad dream to another, it is men who pass away, and the humanists first of all, because they have taken no precautions.'
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sho; 19; intj; MA; uchicago

starkraving-mad:

There’s something seriously wrong when a tv network believes that it’s audience would rather see Jaime Lannister rape Cersei instead of enjoying consensual sex with the woman he loves. HBO’s insistence on adding extra violence towards women in the series is truly disgusting.

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

houselannisters:

Yes because jaime would totally rape cersei

the jaime that  felt sick at the sound of hearing rhaella targaryen raped

the jaime that also felt sick after he heard of ellia and her babies being brutally murdered

THE JAIME THAT GOT HIS HAND CUT OFF SAVING HIS FRIEND FROM BEING RAPED

THE JAIME THAT SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE IF HE WAS A WOMAN THAN LET SOMEONE RAPE HIM

THAT JAIME

northfalls:

Natalie Dormer by Chris Floyd for BAFTA

goatcorporation:

dragons hoard gold and treasure but as far as i can tell they have no use for it as actual currency. dragons dont really need material wealth because they can do whatever they want and no one will sell anything to a dragon (a dragon can just take whatever they want anyway)

possible theories for why dragons hoard treasure:

  • like many species of birds, dragons are instinctually attracted to shiny objects for no other reason except to attract a mate with their beautiful nest
  • their favorite cartoon is scrooge mcduck
  • dragons just enjoy killing/eating rich kings, landowners, aristocrats etc.
  • they intentionally manipulate the global economy by withholding material wealth from the market

sh1re:

happy easter

whothehellisbucky:

penisparker:

people who say “I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR” on a date specific gif are so sketchy. like have you really been waiting ALL YEAR for that one gif. have you really

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS POST

laterovaries:

larouau12:

shakespearelove:

aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.

I’m freaking the fuck out this is stellar.
notsomolly

I wish I could come up with this stuff! Brilliant!

Fucking epic.

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

CLARAOSMIN