'From one bad dream to another, it is men who pass away, and the humanists first of all, because they have taken no precautions.'
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sho; 19; intj; MA; uchicago

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

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im getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow and im terrified to the point of tears

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